1 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:27,891 Yes? 2 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,726 Did you speak? 3 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,102 Can I help you, sir? 4 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,809 I beg your... 5 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:37,405 Oh, no, thanks. I'm just going into the gambling room. 6 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,323 I'm afraid not, sir. 7 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,445 Not? 8 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:44,074 I take it you are not a member of this establishment, sir? 9 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,703 Ah, no, no, I'm not, but I have a friend who is. 10 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:48,793 They always have. 11 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,104 Well, he's not a friend, exactly. 12 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,915 I mean, we share an apartment. 13 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,793 That is, he uses it in the daytime and I use it at night. 14 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:55,919 How cosy. 15 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,889 Yeah, well, he asked me to get something for him 16 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,211 and I've got it here. I just want to give it to him. 17 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,637 If you'll leave it with me, sir, 18 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,965 I'll make quite sure that he gets it. 19 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,176 I can't. 20 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:09,012 No. I mean, it's a car. 21 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,893 It's outside. 22 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:12,769 My gosh, the thing stretches from... 23 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,566 Very well. What name? 24 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,736 Penderel. Tom. 25 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:20,156 "M, N, O, P. P-A..." 26 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:23,155 No, no, no. Not Penderel. 27 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,327 Not Penderel? 28 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:27,781 No, that's me. I mean, my name is... I'm Penderel. 29 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:31,038 Tom Penderel. His name is Femm. "F." 30 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:37,540 "D, E, F. Fabian, Fellows..." 31 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,211 Hmm. There is a Mr Femm. 32 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,715 Yes, I know. Caspar Femm. 33 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,014 He's my friend. Well, not a friend, exactly. 34 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:48,434 You see, he put this ad in The Times. Someone to share a flat. 35 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,956 I answered the ad. It wasn't a day before... 36 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,893 Please. Please. Will you go straight in? 37 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,394 Oh, thanks. 38 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,560 But no gambling. Do you understand? 39 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,646 Oh, not me. I'm American. 40 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,448 Banco! Banco! 41 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:04,946 - Yes. - Come on. 42 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,788 Have a cocktail. 43 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,165 Banco. Could you cut? 44 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,385 It's your cut. Banco? 45 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,008 Banco. 46 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,719 Ah, Mr Femm. Caspar, there you are again, just like always. 47 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,429 Hello, Thomas, dear boy. Nice of you to drop in and bring me luck. 48 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,105 No, no, I brought you the car. 49 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,650 The one you bought from me. It's a beauty, a beauty. 50 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:38,736 And it's American? 51 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,356 Oh, yes. American all the way. 52 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,564 I've always wanted a foreign car. 53 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:43,989 And this is the best. 54 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,692 I never represent an inferior product. 55 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,949 Banco de quatre mille. 56 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,655 Suivi. 57 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,203 How much is that? 58 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,329 Just a few pounds. 59 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,001 It's four thousand, to be exact. 60 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:59,501 Four thou... Why, that's $12,000. 61 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,016 Neuf à la banco! 62 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,854 Oh, thank you! Thank you! 63 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:19,605 I'll pass now. Thank you so much. 64 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:23,483 Fancy all this money for me. Isn't it wonderful? 65 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:29,743 Er... Caspar? I'm sorry you lost. 66 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,742 You did bring me luck. Bad. 67 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,165 - Sorry. - That's all right. 68 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,038 Does it really have 300 horsepower? 69 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,915 More. It's outside, it's all yours and it's ready to go. 70 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,669 Ready to go! Yes, I'm almost ready. 71 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,216 Thomas, come with me. 72 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,760 I must have a private word with you. 73 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,977 Thomas, you've been sharing my flat now for a month. 74 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,804 Have things been satisfactory? 75 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:01,438 Well, sure, Caspar. I mean, you're always gone at night and I sell cars all day. 76 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,985 - Exactly. - Exactly? 77 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,734 Yes. Don't you think it's a strange arrangement? 78 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:06,905 Strange? 79 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:09,780 Thomas, what do you do at night, when I'm not there? 80 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,157 Do? Well, Caspar, I sleep. 81 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,534 Oh, well, sometimes I go out with a girl. 82 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:18,293 Dining, clubs, movies. I like movies and girls. 83 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,459 Your nights sound wonderful. 84 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,731 Caspar, what do you do at night? 85 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,042 I mean, where do you go? What do you do? 86 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,840 I go back. 87 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:25,962 Back? 88 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,509 Back there. 89 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:28,837 Back where? 90 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,013 I'm already late now. 91 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:34,092 Thomas, you're my friend, my only friend. 92 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,642 I need your help. 93 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,220 Anything I can do. 94 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,021 Every night, while you're... 95 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,066 you're living, I go back to Femm Hall 96 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,588 and that's where it's going to happen. 97 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,478 Caspar, what's going to happen? 98 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,234 Something I'm afraid of. 99 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:50,783 "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall." 100 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,235 What? 101 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,695 They delivered a coffin today. 102 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:54,824 Who? 103 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,328 It's almost time. Thomas, you must come down to Femm Hall. 104 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,603 I can explain everything there. 105 00:06:58,627 --> 00:06:59,834 Femm Hall, where's that? 106 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,206 - Dartmoor. - Dartmoor? 107 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,413 - It's my ancestral home. - Dartmoor? 108 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,088 It's a lovely drive. 109 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,485 And you can spend the weekend with me. 110 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:07,862 And that way, you'll meet my cousin. 111 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,798 She'll like you. You're likeable. 112 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:10,888 Am I? 113 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,692 And you'll drive my new car down right away. 114 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,006 Oh, you will say yes, won't you? 115 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,641 - Well, I... - It's a beautiful house. 116 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:19,141 Long, rambling, all the conveniences. 117 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,438 And my cousin, she's beautiful, also. 118 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,685 She is, huh? 119 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:23,812 How many carburettors? 120 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,643 - Your cousin? - No, my car. 121 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,148 Oh, two. Two. 122 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,025 She's just as lovely as Femm Hall. 123 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,107 - Your car? - No, my cousin. 124 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,720 And what she needs is someone like you. 125 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:36,363 New blood, that sort of thing. Especially just now. 126 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,163 Oh, Thomas, you must come. 127 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,161 I'm frightened. I need your help. 128 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,834 Caspar, you're my friend. Of course I'll come. 129 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,378 Thank you. 130 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,548 Oh, it's late. It's very late. I must fly. 131 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,421 Well, if you're ready to leave, let's go. 132 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,969 No, when I say fly, I mean literally, by aeroplane. 133 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,967 I rent one. It's much faster. 134 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:58,427 But, Caspar, why don't you drive down with me? 135 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,933 Don't forget, you brought me bad luck. 136 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,103 Huh? 137 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,602 See you. Drive carefully, now. 138 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,070 Er... 139 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,626 Ooh! 140 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,053 Ow! 141 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,307 Is someone there? 142 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,142 Er... 143 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,193 If you are there, come out. 144 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,362 I'm not coming out. 145 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,702 I'm coming out. 146 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,418 Stop! 147 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,959 Who are you? 148 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,837 Caspar? Is that you, Mr Femm? 149 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,169 Yes, I'm Mr Femm. 150 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,638 But I don't know you. Hands up! 151 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,716 Keep coming! 152 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,644 Well, you... you're not Caspar. 153 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,771 No. Are you a friend of his? 154 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,854 Yeah. Yes, I am. He invited me down here. Honest, he did. 155 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,939 You see, I share a flat with Caspar. 156 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:48,652 Well, I mean, he lives in the daytime and I live at night. 157 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,744 I see. 158 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:55,332 My name is Potiphar Femm. I'm Caspar's uncle. 159 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,752 Perhaps, Mr Penderel, you had better come with me. 160 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:08,220 I must apologise, Mr Penderel, for your abrupt entrance. 161 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:11,174 You see, it... it's an old house. 162 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,758 Old and dark. 163 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,844 Yes, I see... yeah. 164 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,678 You know, I potter sometimes. 165 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,891 The trap door at the entrance hasn't worked right for 100 years. 166 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:23,227 Used once to discourage visitors. I fixed it, you see. 167 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,506 Works very well now, doesn't it? 168 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,897 Oh, yes, yes, indeed, yes. 169 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,285 Next time, don't use the knocker. Ring the bell. 170 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,828 Yes, I will. 171 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,701 I wonder what I'm going to say to Caspar. 172 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,282 Whatever you wish, Mr Penderel. 173 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,856 No, you don't understand. You see, something terrible happened. 174 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,582 Yes, it was terrible. 175 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,707 Oh, you heard? You know? 176 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,213 Of course, a frightful tragedy. 177 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,485 I didn't mean for it to happen. 178 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,422 I don't even know how it happened. I guess it was all that rain. 179 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,129 For 40 days and 40 nights, the rain came. 180 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,930 Beg your pardon? 181 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,016 Caspar is in here. 182 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,512 Ah. 183 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,393 Yes, I understand. A shock. 184 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,816 He fell just an hour ago, all the way from the top of the landing. 185 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,151 He was very broken. 186 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,281 But... But... 187 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,330 Yes, I know how you must feel. Last respects. 188 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,394 I'll leave you alone with him. 189 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,418 He's been expecting you. 190 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,664 No. No, no, no. No, no, please. 191 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,746 Mr... 192 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,813 I'm sorry I brought you bad luck. 193 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,903 It was a beautiful car. 194 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,201 It wasn't my fault. Really, it wasn't. 195 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:59,373 All I did was push against the gate, just a little bit. 196 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,167 Excuse me. 197 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,082 But it was insured. 198 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,711 I mean, you won't have to worry about that. 199 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,292 Well, naturally, you won't have to... 200 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,672 I mean... 201 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:16,094 I wish someone would shut your eyes. 202 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,479 Caspar? 203 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,088 I thought you'd left. 204 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,839 No. No, I mean, I heard you crying. 205 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,886 Yes. 206 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,180 I've been sitting over there. 207 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:02,181 It seems so long now since we brought him here. 208 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,978 You're a friend of Caspar's? 209 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,806 Yes, I was his friend. 210 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:10,395 Well, I mean... well, I sell cars. I mean, I sold him a car. 211 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,947 He advertised for a roommate and I moved in with him. 212 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,116 You must be his cousin. 213 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,698 I'm Cecily Femm. 214 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,371 I'm Tom Penderel. 215 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,948 You're American. 216 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,455 Yeah, how'd you know? 217 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,755 Caspar said he'd met an American in London. I guessed you must be him. 218 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,048 You're very brave to come here. 219 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,594 I am? 220 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:42,977 He didn't fall, you know. Somebody did this to him. 221 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,349 Yes, he told me he was in danger. 222 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,147 Did he? What else did he tell you? 223 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,772 Oh, just that he needed my help. 224 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,363 He doesn't need it now. 225 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,565 No. 226 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,777 Mr Penderel, if you are who you think you are, and who I think you are, 227 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,953 you mustn't stay here another moment. 228 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,201 Something terrible is happening here. 229 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,909 You've got to leave before the others find out. 230 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,202 The others? 231 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,541 - What others? - The family. 232 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,191 You must leave while there's still time. 233 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,216 Well, what about you? 234 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,792 Oh, please hurry, before he gets back. 235 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,092 No, not without you. 236 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,842 Miss Femm, Caspar wanted me to meet you. That's why I'm here. 237 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,924 No, I'm afraid. 238 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,179 Of me? 239 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,269 Oh, no. 240 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,770 Mr Penderel, you have a car. Get in it and drive away. 241 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:27,892 No, it's a wreck. 242 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,974 I pushed against the gate and something fell on it 243 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,211 and the whole front is smashed. 244 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,714 Well, then you must walk. Mr Penderel, this is your last chance. 245 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,570 You must leave before he gets back. 246 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:36,897 I don't understand. I... 247 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,533 You're back, Uncle Roderick. 248 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,740 Yes, it didn't take me long. 249 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,751 Hey, how about that? 250 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,999 We make our own electricity here. 251 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,421 I've been repairing the generator. 252 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,590 The storm flooded it. 253 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,880 Who is this? 254 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,088 Oh, may I present my uncle, Roderick Femm? 255 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,640 This is Mr Tom Penderel. He was a friend of Caspar's. 256 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,890 Really? Caspar had some very strange friends. 257 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,015 Were you one of them? 258 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,688 No, I'm not strange. I'm American. 259 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,433 From America. 260 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,018 It couldn't be. 261 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,528 No. You'll be hungry. We'll be having dinner soon. 262 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,692 - Well... - Oh, well, Mr Penderel feels 263 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:26,622 he really must leave Femm Hall now. He really must. 264 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,792 Oh, no, no. Good gracious, no! I wouldn't hear of it. 265 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,417 Couldn't possibly let you go now, Mr Penderel. 266 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:39,172 You know, it's not every day that we have an American for dinner. 267 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,469 Such a treat for us all. 268 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,263 I'm sure the others will be delighted. 269 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,091 The others? 270 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,551 The others. 271 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,533 Hello. 272 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:10,081 May I introduce a friend of Caspar's, Mr Penderel? 273 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,331 Oh, I'm Caspar's mother, Mr Penderel. 274 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:18,007 Such a surprise to find he had a friend. We're having you for dinner? 275 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,883 Delicious. 276 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,353 There isn't much time left, Mr Penderel. 277 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,726 There isn't much time. 278 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,648 There isn't? 279 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:01,758 Ah, a guest. Welcome. 280 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,053 This is Morgana. Morgana, this is Mr Penderel. 281 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,847 Er... how do you do? 282 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,927 I'll do better, now that you're here. 283 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,353 You will? 284 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,306 I'm sure she will. 285 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,483 Shall we have dinner, Uncle Roderick? 286 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,435 Yes, I think we could start. 287 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,473 Enjoying your food, dear visitor? 288 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,801 Agatha cooked it. 289 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:56,980 It was Caspar's favourite. He's not like the other one. 290 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,978 The other one only eats raw things. 291 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,188 Another one? 292 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:07,194 Another two, but let's not talk about it now. 293 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,328 Back to work. Back to work. 294 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,076 The time is almost at hand. 295 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,328 You'll be at the gathering, Potiphar? 296 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,081 Naturally. Naturally. Mustn't miss that. 297 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:26,385 I want to hear about you, Mr Penderel. 298 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,053 What you do and what it's like. 299 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,590 - Like? - Yes. 300 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,767 Out there. 301 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,095 Outside. 302 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,434 Well, er... 303 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,232 Enough of that talk, Morgana. 304 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,652 Sometimes you behave as if you wanted to leave Femm Hall. 305 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,855 You don't want to leave, do you? 306 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:47,985 No. 307 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,075 No. 308 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,072 No, Roderick. 309 00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:58,958 Well, then... 310 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,913 Do you mean you like it here? I mean, you like all this? 311 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,093 Well, maybe I didn't put it the right way. 312 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,094 Oh, but you have, Mr Penderel. 313 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,427 Very frank of you. Quite American. 314 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,137 Yeah. 315 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,723 What Uncle Roderick means is that you're quite right. 316 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:22,933 I am? 317 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,653 It's not that we want to stay at Femm Hall, Mr Penderel. 318 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:27,980 It's just that we must. 319 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,860 We must. 320 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:35,446 Exactly. We have to stay. A delicious meal, Agatha. 321 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,077 Perhaps I should explain, Mr Penderel. 322 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,626 You might be interested in the secrets of an old house. 323 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,708 You coming along, Agatha? 324 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,711 No, I think I'll just go and knit somewhere. 325 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,695 Look around you, Mr Penderel. 326 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,193 This old, dark house, you know, 327 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,027 has stood like a fortress through generations of Femms. 328 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,205 Built to withstand flood, tempest, war and strife. 329 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:24,336 All to respect the wishes of my great-great-grandfather, Morgan Femm. 330 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,162 You've heard of him before? 331 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:28,043 - The pirate. - Morgan... 332 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,001 The Morgan the Pirate? 333 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,802 Precisely. 334 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:36,097 Here he is, Morgan Femm, the pirate. 335 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,726 The founder of our little family. 336 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,849 Such a lovely creature. 337 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:42,939 Yeah, lovely. 338 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,606 I still don't understand why you must all live here. 339 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:49,065 Quite simple. Before they hanged him, you see, Morgan repented. 340 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,988 They hanged him just the same, naturally. 341 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,782 All the arrangements had been made. 342 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,073 They gave him time to make a will. 343 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,950 In order to prevent any member of the family 344 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,705 ever again flying the pirate flag, he had this fortress built, 345 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,378 right here in the middle of the marsh, 346 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,797 as far away from the sea as possible. 347 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:14,799 His descendants only inherit the fortune as long as they reside in the house. 348 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:17,631 But living here is a problem, Mr Penderel, a great problem. 349 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:21,093 You see, there were provisions in the will. 350 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:24,850 Clause one, any member of the family refusing to live here 351 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,140 loses all rights to the fortune. 352 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,442 Two, that any member of the family 353 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,487 who's not home by midnight, every night, 354 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,360 loses all right to inheritance. 355 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:38,114 Three, that the Femm fortune, all of it, is left to the house 356 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:41,367 and that the will can never be changed unless the house dies. 357 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:43,073 Only then can the fortune be divided 358 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,454 among the remaining survivors. 359 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,787 But how can a house die? Did you ever try burning it? 360 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:52,465 I did once. You can't burn solid rock. 361 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,339 So what do you use for money? I mean, how do you live? 362 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:58,672 Once a year, we divide the interest of the capital. 363 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:02,517 On the anniversary of great-great-grandfather's hanging. 364 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,646 Perhaps you knew about that already. 365 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,974 How would I know about the will? 366 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,902 Anything strike you, Mr Penderel? 367 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,776 Same nose, same mouth, same hairline. 368 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,402 Yes, I do see the resemblance. 369 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,780 Of course, you're fuller in the face than he is. 370 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,613 The resemblance isn't to me. It's to you. 371 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,578 I don't think I told you. Morgan had a daughter. 372 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:29,286 She ran away with another pirate before the will was made. 373 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,211 An American pirate. 374 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,961 If she'd had children, and she probably did have, 375 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,891 in which case, of course, her heirs would stand 376 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:39,296 to inherit a substantial portion of the fortune. 377 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:42,177 You are American, aren't you, Mr Penderel? 378 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,849 Do you sail at all? 379 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:48,180 Now listen, just because you think I look like your great-great... like him, 380 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,310 you surely don't think I'm one of you? 381 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,065 Oh, I hope not. That would be most unfortunate for all of us. 382 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,238 You say your name is Penderel? 383 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,236 Her pirate's name was Blackbeard. 384 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,739 Of course, that wasn't his full name, you understand. 385 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:04,947 It could easily have been Blackbeard Penderel. 386 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:08,742 Not very likely, but then you must admit it's rather a coincidence, 387 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,704 your coming here tonight, of all nights. 388 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,538 What's so special about tonight? 389 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,339 Tonight is the anniversary of 390 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,212 great-great-grandfather's hanging. 391 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,386 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, 392 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,840 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. 393 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:27,427 All the king's horses and all the king's men 394 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:30,605 Couldn't put Caspar Femm together again. 395 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:31,691 It's Caspar. 396 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,017 No, it couldn't be. It must be the other. 397 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:37,320 No, it's Caspar. A mother hen knows her chick. 398 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:41,282 Four-six, the bank wins. 399 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:44,236 Gay go up and gay go down. 400 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,446 It is Caspar. It is. 401 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,540 It is? 402 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:52,915 Oranges and lemons, oranges and lemons, 403 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:58,546 oranges and lemons, oranges and lemons... 404 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,086 Why, it's just a tape. 405 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,921 A tape, Mr Penderel? 406 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,847 Yes, his voice on a tape machine. 407 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,016 Oh, how very ingenious. 408 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,594 It was Caspar. I know it was. 409 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:22,691 May I have a little more wool, please, Mr Penderel? 410 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:26,277 You're a bright young man, very like my Caspar. 411 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:32,542 Knitting relaxes one, you know, particularly in a time of anxiety. 412 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,704 Just a little more. 413 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,254 Oh, I'm sorry. 414 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,628 What are you making? 415 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,254 Oh, I'm not making anything. 416 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:45,339 No, I just start at the beginning and knit to the end. 417 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:46,889 It's sure to turn into something. 418 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:48,303 Oh, yeah. 419 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:53,977 Knitting is my life, you see. And hands should never be idle. 420 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,982 You do a lot of it, huh? 421 00:28:57,069 --> 00:29:00,733 Last year, I knitted about 150 miles. 422 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,404 You knit miles? 423 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:07,953 Of wool. Yes. Many miles and much time. 424 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:11,748 I capture time and space in my stitches. 425 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:16,332 You know, sometimes I wonder what would happen if I stopped. 426 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:18,083 Happen? To you? 427 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:21,211 No, no, not to me. To the world. 428 00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:24,715 Is that you, Roderick? 429 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:26,887 To all of us. 430 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,682 The roads are completely awash, Mr Penderel. 431 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,683 Well, surely I could walk to the village? 432 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,311 There are marshes between Femm Hall and the village. 433 00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:40,485 A man might wander for days and never find his way. 434 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,277 You must stay the night. 435 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:45,107 Oh, but, Uncle Roderick, if Mr Penderel wants to leave, I... 436 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,566 Too dangerous. 437 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,528 Oh, well, if it's dangerous... 438 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:53,410 Come along. Cecily and I will show you to your room. 439 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,831 Oh, er, keep knitting. 440 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,667 My target next year is 200 miles. 441 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,932 We call this the Peacock Room, Mr Penderel. 442 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,682 Oh, it's very cheerful, charming, er... 443 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:19,558 Yes. I think you'll be quite warm and comfortable here. 444 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,062 Yeah, cosy. 445 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,686 We shall expect you at the gathering. 446 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,693 The gathering? 447 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,491 Oh, every night at midnight we all meet in the drawing room. 448 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:33,242 It's the custom, you see, so we're all sure everyone is in the house. 449 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,120 If one of us is absent, you know the penalty. 450 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:37,245 I do? 451 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,328 Forfeiture, Mr Penderel. 452 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,079 See you later. 453 00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:53,266 Oh, Mr Penderel, I do so wish you'd left while you had the chance. 454 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:54,843 Yeah, so do I. 455 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,513 Well, I mean, you're in danger, too. 456 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,858 How sweet of you to consider me. 457 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:05,607 Oh, I couldn't do otherwise, Miss Femm. 458 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,272 Cecily. 459 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,491 Cecily. 460 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:16,826 Tom. 461 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:24,331 Eleven o'clock. 462 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:28,297 "Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St Clement's" 463 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,094 Well, that's what Caspar said. 464 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,638 Oh, he was always making little jokes like that. 465 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,340 He used to leave notes lying around 466 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,602 and, well, that funny tape recording downstairs. 467 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,178 Well, what does it mean? 468 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:43,016 Oranges and lemons? Oh, it's a nursery rhyme. 469 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,443 We used to recite it as children. 470 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,646 It's a little song children sing 471 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:51,358 to all the different bells of the London church steeples. 472 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:55,035 We have so many clocks in this house and they all toll the hour, 473 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:58,615 so we named them after the different churches. 474 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:02,084 That was St Clement's. 475 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:05,914 I see. Cecily, you're... 476 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,794 St Martin's. 477 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,375 ...very... 478 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,215 Whitechapel. 479 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,920 ...sweet. 480 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,222 Mr Penderel? 481 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,308 Tom... 482 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:20,682 Cecily, don't tire our guest! 483 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,229 I must go now. 484 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,481 Till later. 485 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:28,903 Thank you. 486 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,413 Oh, come in. 487 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,210 You'll have to open it. 488 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,913 Oh. 489 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,837 Oh. 490 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,219 I've brought you some hot water. 491 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,013 Oh, thanks very much. 492 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:58,091 Aren't you going to wash? 493 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,681 Er, yeah, sure. 494 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:05,439 See, er... 495 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,984 Take off your shirt. 496 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,524 My shirt? 497 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:18,612 Well, you can't wash without taking your shirt off, can you? 498 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:21,823 Oh, no, no, of course not. 499 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,751 Oh, that's all right, thank you. 500 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:26,877 Now, come on, let me help. 501 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,629 Oh, thank you. It's all right. I can do it. 502 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,126 Thank you very much. 503 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,709 - That's fine, thank you. - Let's see how this works here. 504 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:35,089 Yes, that's fine, thank you. 505 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,007 I'll just roll up my sleeves. 506 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,100 - The... - Yes. 507 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,177 Yes, roll up your sleeves. 508 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:49,771 You're strong. 509 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,444 Well, I exercise. 510 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:54,488 I'm sure you do. 511 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:55,781 Up every morning. 512 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,861 I go out there and these, I... these, in the army. 513 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,280 Oh, Tom. 514 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,834 You... well, you must be very lonely here. 515 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,458 Well, I mean, er, all alone. 516 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,211 Oh, you have no idea. 517 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:15,793 All alone, every night in this house. 518 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,758 Just a whole family of Femms. 519 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:20,464 Well, you... 520 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,348 Don't you have any boyfriends? 521 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,770 Yes, I used to, but... 522 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:29,974 You know, they... they were all from the village. 523 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,898 I always had to be home by twelve o'clock. 524 00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:38,783 Well, things were just getting started and I had to stop. 525 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:45,873 Excuse me. 526 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,671 You're damp. 527 00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:01,013 Oh, yeah, the rain, you know, and... 528 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,305 Let me press them for you. 529 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,137 - My pants? - Mmm. 530 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,726 Well, give them to me. 531 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,529 Er, yes, I... 532 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,583 Tom, why did you come to Femm Hall? 533 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,911 Oh. Oh, well, I... Caspar invited me. 534 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,337 He wanted me to meet his cousin. 535 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:34,423 His cousin? 536 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:35,964 Yeah, Cecily. 537 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,632 Caspar was my cousin, too, you know. 538 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:42,805 - Oh, really? - Mmm. 539 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,019 Father! 540 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,570 Er, how do you do? 541 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,068 Oh, Daddy, it's not what you think. 542 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,946 He's not like the other boys. He's not after our money. 543 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:11,292 Daddy never likes any of my boyfriends. 544 00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,119 He's so suspicious. 545 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,671 You spoil everything. I like Tom. 546 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,336 Charming family. 547 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,905 Morgana! Morgana! 548 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:27,909 Mr Femm? Cecily? My tie! 549 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,128 Cecily? 550 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,717 Aunt Agatha? 551 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,096 Roderick! 552 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:57,227 Roderick... Roderick... 553 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,352 No-one. 554 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,063 Nothing. 555 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,502 Anybody! 556 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,221 Potiphar? 557 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:32,929 Potiphar? 558 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:18,394 You! 559 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,141 But you... you... you... 560 00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:26,570 You're not here. You're... you're there. 561 00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:27,817 And you're dead! 562 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,320 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are! 563 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:33,322 You're upset about the car. 564 00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:36,747 I'm sorry but... Or because I brought you bad luck? 565 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,246 Well, I tried to get here to help you. 566 00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:41,827 Honestly, I did. But I was too late. 567 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:44,664 Look, it was a beautiful car. 568 00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:47,875 I'll tell you what, I'll fix it all up, like new. 569 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:49,756 And you can take it with you. 570 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:54,632 I must tell you something. 571 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,763 Yes, yes, how they killed you. 572 00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,516 And now they're trying to kill me, see? 573 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:02,189 Acid? He won't stop at anything. 574 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:06,310 You... you're alive. 575 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,771 Please, I'm a gentleman. 576 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:11,073 - But you're dead. - Not a bit, not a bit. 577 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:13,151 Caspar, you're dead. 578 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,701 Caspar's dead. I'm not. 579 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:17,871 I'm Jasper Femm. Caspar was my twin. 580 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:20,074 Didn't they tell you about Caspar and Jasper? 581 00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:21,659 No. 582 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,837 Humpty and Dumpty, Mother used to call us. 583 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:28,837 Now there's just Dumpty left. Me. 584 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,134 You mean, you're next? 585 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:32,711 Yes, that's why I've been hiding. 586 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,717 But who killed your brother? 587 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:36,298 Uncle Roderick. 588 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:38,179 Uncle... Uncle Roderick? 589 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,932 If he can kill us all off, he'll have all the Femm money. 590 00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:44,265 You see, he doesn't mind living at Femm Hall. 591 00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:45,895 He likes it here. 592 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:48,568 You think he put that acid in my room? 593 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,363 Come on, Dumpty. 594 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,906 Jasper. 595 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:56,952 We're going to confront your Uncle Roderick with some strong evidence. 596 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,743 Come right over here. 597 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,583 I'll show you proof. May I? 598 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,132 See, I was... 599 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,168 Oh, that's better. 600 00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:14,048 I was just going to wash my hands 601 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,754 and when I leaned over to get the soap, 602 00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:18,556 my tie fell in the water, just like that. 603 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,306 And when I pulled it out, 604 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:24,355 the tie was gone. It had been eaten away. 605 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,652 It's all wet. 606 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,855 Wet? 607 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,781 Well, look at this one. 608 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,738 No, no, no! 609 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,870 Water. Wet. It's just water. 610 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,288 Water? 611 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,462 Water. 612 00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,884 But there was acid. Somebody... 613 00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:01,183 If you don't mind my asking you, who are you? 614 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:05,229 I'm Tom Penderel from America and I hate the sea. 615 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:08,682 Well, that's all right, then. What's the time? 616 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,438 - I can't be late. - Late? 617 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,144 Plenty of time. 618 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,566 Be careful, my friend. 619 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:41,974 Mother? 620 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:46,770 Yes, Caspar dear. 621 00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:49,314 I'm not Caspar. I'm Jasper. 622 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,064 Oh, you are so alike, or you were. 623 00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,612 Mother, we were twins. 624 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:58,111 Of course. I remember. 625 00:42:58,201 --> 00:43:00,318 Mother, I'm so terribly afraid. 626 00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:02,160 Is that why you keep hiding? 627 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,782 Now, you must have regular meals. 628 00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:05,455 You've got to keep up your strength. 629 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,123 I can't eat. I'm too frightened. 630 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,530 Well, that's all the more reason, 631 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:11,750 because it's not good to be frightened on an empty tummy. 632 00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:12,798 No, Mother. 633 00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:15,841 Now promise me you'll come in and have your meals regularly. 634 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:17,008 That's a good boy. 635 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:20,805 And then you can run away and, you know, hide as much as you like. 636 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:22,847 What are you frightened of? 637 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:24,926 Uncle Roderick. He's going to kill me. 638 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:28,353 Oh, nonsense, dear. You're talking nonsense. 639 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:31,557 He's much too nice, and he's very fond of you, I know. 640 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:33,233 He's going to kill us all. 641 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:36,403 Jasper, you're not being very kind. 642 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:37,650 You, as well. 643 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,198 Oh, your uncle would never think of doing a thing like that. 644 00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:43,402 Hello, Roderick. We were just talking about you. 645 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,662 Oh, hello, Uncle, there you are. 646 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:47,455 See you at the gathering. 647 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:51,786 Agatha, have you seen the acid I use to clean my gun? 648 00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,876 No, dear. Should I? Where did you leave it? 649 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:58,175 In the kitchen. 650 00:43:58,261 --> 00:44:01,925 Agatha, you haven't... No, you couldn't have. 651 00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:04,385 Have you? 652 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,933 I know what you're thinking and the answer's no. 653 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:08,851 Oh. 654 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:11,021 At least, I think it is. 655 00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:13,144 - You feel all right, don't you? - Perfectly. 656 00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:15,146 Well, then... 657 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,901 Is this for me? 658 00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:19,401 No, it's not for anyone. 659 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,698 Just my way of expressing myself. 660 00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:25,778 You see, these were good days, these were bad days. 661 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:29,161 This was a particularly beastly day. 662 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:32,960 Agatha, I believe you'll go on knitting right to the grave. 663 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:34,940 There are happier ways of expressing 664 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:37,456 that kind of thing, under the circumstances, 665 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:39,587 but, of course, you are quite right. 666 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:43,216 It's been a great solace to me, through everything. 667 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:47,721 The day I lost my earrings, the day we lost Mother, 668 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:51,349 the war, the house, the drains, my poor Humpty. 669 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:55,308 And this rain, it goes on as if it never wanted to stop. 670 00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:57,984 So, I just keep on knitting. 671 00:44:58,070 --> 00:44:59,857 And you have your guns, don't you? 672 00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:01,188 True. 673 00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:04,275 But you haven't been using them lately, have you? Is something wrong? 674 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:05,779 No. 675 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:08,738 Perhaps there just isn't anything very nice to shoot at. 676 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:11,824 I have a feeling there's going to be, quite soon. 677 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:13,125 Oh, good. 678 00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:17,296 Well, nearly time. You coming along? 679 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,181 No, dear, I'll just get to the end of the row. 680 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:21,379 You won't be late, will you? 681 00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,593 Of course not, silly. 682 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,856 So good of you to be present after your harrowing experience. 683 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:37,979 Thanks for the tie. 684 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,310 It was Caspar's. 685 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:40,403 Oh. 686 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:42,571 There was acid, Mr Femm. 687 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,491 For you, Mr Penderel, or for one of us? 688 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:47,067 Well, the basin was switched. 689 00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,555 You might have switched it, Uncle Roderick. 690 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:49,615 Nonsense! 691 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:53,073 I hope you don't leave us, Tom. I do like you. 692 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:56,247 And I hope Mr Penderel will remember 693 00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:59,171 that it was you, Morgana, who brought him his basin. 694 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:02,125 It was already filled and waiting when I picked it up. 695 00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:03,959 I'm glad I didn't ask for a bath. 696 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:05,794 Not late. 697 00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:09,507 Not late, not a bit. How are you, Mr Penderel? 698 00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:11,842 It's almost time. 699 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:15,020 Time? Not yet, Roderick. But soon, very soon. 700 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,028 This is my brother, Morgan Femm. 701 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,455 Yeah, I've already had the pleasure. 702 00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:38,707 He hasn't spoken to any of us for 15 years. He eats alone in his room. 703 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,412 He doesn't shave very well. 704 00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:47,590 I don't think he likes us. 705 00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:51,969 Well, everyone's here but Aunt Agatha. 706 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:53,975 Agatha is never late. 707 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:55,848 No-one is ever late. 708 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,555 Mother knows what being late would mean. 709 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,392 Mother, hurry up! It's almost time! 710 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,653 Agatha has exactly seven seconds. 711 00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:09,574 Agatha! No time to play games! Agatha! 712 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:11,447 Time! 713 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:13,870 No, no, that clock's always fast. 714 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:18,917 That's fast, too. 715 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,087 St Giles. 716 00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:27,008 Time! Agatha isn't present! 717 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,531 Therefore, under the rules of the will, she forfeits her share. 718 00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:31,421 You hear that, Morgana? You hear that, Cecily? 719 00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,222 She forfeits! She forfeits! 720 00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:35,722 Mother never spent her money on anything but wool. 721 00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:37,268 She hoarded every penny. 722 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,062 And now it'll come to us. 723 00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:41,811 Agatha forfeits! Agatha forfeits! 724 00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:43,984 How can you be so mercenary? 725 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,479 Are you going to turn down your share? 726 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:49,280 No. 727 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:51,612 She can't have gone far. 728 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,785 We should really try to find her. 729 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:54,952 Look! 730 00:47:58,417 --> 00:47:59,624 Agatha's. 731 00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:51,335 Must have been murder. She always knitted so carefully. 732 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:05,349 Two sticks and an apple, 733 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,810 say the bells of Whitechapel. 734 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:23,575 There's nothing else on it. 735 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,376 Did you play the whole thing? 736 00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:27,329 It was you! You killed her! 737 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:28,817 You've always wanted more than your share 738 00:49:28,841 --> 00:49:31,504 to feed that nasty vice of yours, your gun collection. 739 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:33,335 Gun collecting, a nasty vice? 740 00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:35,512 You and your beastly potted palms! 741 00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:37,430 Your insipid, ridiculous orchids! 742 00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,303 Oh, please, stop it! 743 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:42,886 Tom, please, would you help us? 744 00:49:43,522 --> 00:49:45,434 What should we do? 745 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:48,396 One of us is a murderer. What can we do? 746 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:49,772 Call the police. 747 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:51,649 All the lines are down. 748 00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,526 I'll be very glad to go. 749 00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:56,905 None of us can leave now. Even you might be guilty. 750 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:57,994 Me? 751 00:49:58,078 --> 00:49:59,444 Why not you? 752 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:04,291 Yes, why not you? How do we know you really were invited here? 753 00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:05,662 Why, Caspar asked me. 754 00:50:05,753 --> 00:50:08,040 You said you were Caspar's friend. 755 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:10,087 He never said anything about you. 756 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:12,291 Well, we were living in the same flat. 757 00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:14,671 I mean, he had it in the daytime and I had it at night. 758 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,586 That sounds most peculiar. 759 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,680 Yeah, I guess it does. 760 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,885 You can't expect us to believe that. 761 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:22,513 Caspar never made friends easily. 762 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:26,517 Besides, there's that uncanny resemblance between you and our great-great-great... 763 00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:29,941 Now, wait a minute! You're trying to shift the blame, Mr Femm. 764 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:32,895 I wasn't even in the house when Caspar fell. 765 00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:38,025 What's more, you're the one who stands to gain by killing off your family. 766 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,679 Well, I'm going to do something about it. 767 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:40,703 I'm going for the police. 768 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:43,747 Oh, Tom, don't! Oh, don't be silly! 769 00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:46,958 Tom, please, don't be hasty. 770 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,251 Don't go! 771 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:51,546 Mr Penderel, the nearest house is five miles away. You'll never make it! 772 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,794 Somebody's got to do something and I'm going to do it. 773 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,000 - I wouldn't! - Wait! 774 00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:56,214 - Don't! - You can't stop me! 775 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,342 I'm going to get the police! 776 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,002 We nearly lost you, Mr Penderel. 777 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,751 That would have been most unfortunate. 778 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:38,840 I'm going for the police and nobody's going to stop... 779 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:42,755 Oh, my poor Tom. 780 00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:45,183 My fault, Mr Penderel, entirely my fault. 781 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:47,181 I'm completely responsible. 782 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,558 I should have worked out a way to close the trap door 783 00:51:49,648 --> 00:51:51,014 once someone got it open. 784 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:53,896 I'm sorry I had to be so abrupt with you just now, 785 00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,693 but we can't be too careful. 786 00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,772 First thing in the morning, we'll send for the police. 787 00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:00,107 First thing in the morning? 788 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,284 Promise. And now you ought to get a good night's rest. 789 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,236 If you need anything, we'll be downstairs. 790 00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:07,163 Come along, everybody. 791 00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:12,961 Morgana. 792 00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:31,726 Oh, Tom, you've no idea what living here is like. 793 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,517 All I can remember since I was a child is 794 00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:38,649 being locked in at night, never able to leave. 795 00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:41,610 It's like living in a tomb. 796 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,534 Does the money mean that much to you? 797 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:46,361 Not any more. 798 00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:49,118 You've seen what it's done to the others. 799 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:54,704 I've watched normal people slowly change, twisted by this house. 800 00:52:54,797 --> 00:52:57,335 You talk of this house as if it were a person. 801 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:58,460 It is. 802 00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:00,667 Oh, you don't believe that, Cecily. 803 00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:02,468 Houses aren't alive. 804 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:04,546 Not only alive, but evil. 805 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:09,847 Still, there's no need to worry. My family's here. 806 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,978 That's reassuring. 807 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,651 That's Uncle Morgan. Tom, he's furious you're here. 808 00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:21,650 He thinks you're going to take away Morgana. 809 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:24,448 He... he might become dangerous. 810 00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:27,364 Again. 811 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:29,491 What do you mean, again? 812 00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:32,574 The last young man that came here tried to take Morgana away. 813 00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:35,035 Yeah? What happened? No, no, don't tell me. 814 00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:37,917 We heard screams in the night and then... 815 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,505 He never was found. 816 00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:48,056 You'd better get some rest. 817 00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:52,184 Do you think you'll be able to sleep? 818 00:53:52,271 --> 00:53:54,263 Yeah, I'll count corpses. 819 00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:02,797 Morgana... 820 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,876 You don't have to kiss my hand. 821 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,348 Stop, that tickles! 822 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:23,355 Oh, Morgana, you have such beautiful hair. 823 00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:25,903 Why do you wear it in a crew cut? 824 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:27,605 Hmm? 825 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:30,446 I've been meaning to ask you... 826 00:55:38,627 --> 00:55:40,744 Help! Help! Help! 827 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,704 Penelope! 828 00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:47,341 Penelope, there you are. I've been searching all over for you. 829 00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:52,221 I'm sorry, Mr Penderel. Penelope got loose. 830 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:54,264 She's perfectly harmless. 831 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,845 Naughty girl, bothering Mr Penderel. 832 00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,688 Which one of the family is she? 833 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:03,065 She isn't related. 834 00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:10,277 Oh, I see what you mean, Mr Penderel. 835 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,403 Very amusing. 836 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:13,610 What's a hyena doing in this house? 837 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,037 Penelope is one of a pair, Mr Penderel. 838 00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:17,204 One of many. 839 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:18,907 You mean, there are more? 840 00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:20,001 Many more. 841 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:21,792 You collect hyenas? 842 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:23,916 That's silly, Mr Penderel. 843 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:27,590 I have hyenas because the world is coming to an end. 844 00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:30,134 Oh, well, that explains it then. 845 00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,801 You're just as batty as the rest of them. 846 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:36,804 Nonsense. I've calculated it to the instant. 847 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:42,396 You hear that? It's just the beginning. 848 00:56:42,482 --> 00:56:44,144 The beginning of what? 849 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,476 Pick up that book, Mr Penderel. 850 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,396 - You mean this one? - Yes. 851 00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,775 - Why, it's a... - Of course. 852 00:56:53,869 --> 00:56:57,362 Turn to Genesis 7:17 and 7:18. 853 00:56:57,456 --> 00:56:59,038 - Genesis... - Seven. 854 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:07,668 Now read it to me. 855 00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:12,669 "And the flood was 40 days upon the Earth 856 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,756 "and the waters increased and bare up the ark 857 00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:18,637 "and it was lift up above the Earth. 858 00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,218 "And the waters prevailed 859 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:22,850 "and were increased greatly upon the Earth 860 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:26,684 - "and the ark went upon the face of the waters." - "Upon the face of the waters." 861 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,277 You see? Just like it was before. 862 00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:34,194 "And the ark went..." 863 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,947 You mean, you've made... 864 00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:43,742 Where is it? 865 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,205 Look, there. 866 00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:30,292 I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. 867 00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:36,461 40 days and 40 nights, the rains came. 868 00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:38,467 It's started again now. 869 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:39,923 How do you know it'll float? 870 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,179 We Femms are shipbuilders. 871 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:44,431 When the end comes, the ark will be ready. 872 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:48,139 There, there, Benjamin, no noise, now. 873 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:51,146 We'll soon be away. Excuse me, Willie. 874 00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:54,854 Come, I've something else to show you. 875 00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:57,361 Something else? I can hardly wait. 876 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,447 This is yours. 877 00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:12,964 Something for the man who has everything, eh? 878 00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:14,675 Mine? 879 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:18,211 Mr Penderel, you see, there's just one animal missing. 880 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:21,305 Me? 881 00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:24,350 A pair of people, to re-populate the Earth. 882 00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:27,349 People? But Cecily and I, we're not even engaged. 883 00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:29,180 Cecily? Who said Cecily? 884 00:59:29,274 --> 00:59:32,984 No, I mean Morgana. A woman, warm, vibrant. 885 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:36,689 Er, me and Morgana... 886 00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:37,818 - Absolutely. - No, no... 887 00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:40,946 Absolutely. A perfect mate for you. 888 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:42,902 A mother for a new race of Femms. 889 00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:46,080 Yes, yes. That's just what the world needs. 890 00:59:47,459 --> 00:59:49,701 There, you see? It's beginning to rise. 891 00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:51,127 Looks like it's sinking. 892 00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:54,456 I must go topside. My charts, my sextant. 893 00:59:54,549 --> 00:59:57,337 You and Morgana will be very comfortable there when we sail. 894 00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:00,465 Well, I... Listen, hey, Potiphar... 895 01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:27,364 I'm getting just as batty as the rest of 'em. 896 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,964 I'm not mating with Morgana. Honest, I'm not! 897 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:40,634 That was just one of Uncle Potiphar's jokes. 898 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,803 Really, Morgaaaaargh! 899 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:44,909 Ah, she doesn't even like me. Honest, she doesn't. 900 01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:45,969 I'm not her type. 901 01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:49,018 She likes strong, silent men with beards. 902 01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:50,595 I shave. Look! 903 01:00:53,108 --> 01:00:54,349 Potiphar! 904 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:58,895 Potiphar! 905 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:02,524 Potiphar! 906 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,245 Excuse me. 907 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:17,500 Potiphar! 908 01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:37,103 Potiphar! 909 01:01:57,672 --> 01:01:58,958 Potiphar! 910 01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:01,544 Where are you? 911 01:02:13,647 --> 01:02:14,933 Potiphar! 912 01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,895 Must be back at the house. 913 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,398 Where is the house? 914 01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:52,888 What? Oh! Oh, no! Oh, no! No! 915 01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:57,268 Help! Help! Help! 916 01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:04,570 Oh, whoever you are, thank you. 917 01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:07,110 Thank you... Hey, wait a minute. 918 01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:09,617 Wait, you're making a mistake. You've got it all wrong. 919 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:12,074 You're supposed to pull, not push! 920 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:30,221 I told you it was dangerous to leave Femm Hall. 921 01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:32,640 Well, now you can finish me off. 922 01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:35,343 Go ahead. Shoot. 923 01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,896 Shoot me! It's better than going this way. 924 01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:42,650 I can't stand here all night. 925 01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:45,524 Get hold of the gun and I'll pull you out. 926 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:50,821 Pull? You'll pull, not push? 927 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,151 Promise? 928 01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:56,990 You were shooting at me! 929 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,826 I wasn't shooting at you. I was shooting at Morgan. 930 01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:02,502 He was right behind you all the time. 931 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:06,340 I wanted to warn you, Morgan can be dangerous. 932 01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:13,514 The last fellow Morgana fancied disappeared right there. 933 01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:17,760 But I can rely on you not to do anything silly, eh? 934 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:22,273 Get back to Femm Hall! Quick march! 935 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:44,203 Sorry, it's a bit too large, but grandfather was a big man. 936 01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:47,832 Excuse me. Listen, Potiphar, where did you disappear to? 937 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,337 Disappear? I did no such thing. 938 01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:51,043 I came back here for my charts. 939 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:53,240 Really, you mustn't catch cold. 940 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:54,675 - Excuse me. - I'll mull you a wine. 941 01:04:54,766 --> 01:04:56,302 Just the thing. 942 01:04:57,185 --> 01:04:59,928 All my animals must have perfect health. 943 01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:08,060 Feeling better? 944 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:09,816 Oh, yes. 945 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,926 Look, Roderick, just because you pulled me out of that mud 946 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:13,594 doesn't mean I've crossed you off the list. 947 01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:15,221 You could still be the one who's doing all this. 948 01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:16,611 Of course I could. So could you. 949 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,664 That's why I'm keeping this. And I mean to use it. 950 01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:19,809 I'm going to guard the door. 951 01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:22,917 I want to be quite sure that no-one enters. 952 01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:24,334 Or leaves. 953 01:05:27,215 --> 01:05:29,707 Say, listen, Roderick, where are the others? 954 01:05:29,801 --> 01:05:31,713 Cecily is in the kitchen preparing a snack. 955 01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:33,590 You mean, after all this, she's hungry? 956 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,546 No, I am. 957 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,348 Morgana's in her room drying your clothes. 958 01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:41,724 Jasper's in the study. You can stay with him. 959 01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:43,554 Here we are, Mr Penderel. 960 01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:45,139 Oh, thank you. 961 01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:56,491 - Is that an American custom? - Hmm? 962 01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:58,991 Does it make the wine taste better? 963 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,627 Yes! I'll make one for myself. 964 01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,420 Keep an eye on this young man, Roderick. 965 01:06:08,506 --> 01:06:10,623 I have great plans for him. 966 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:14,756 In the study. March. 967 01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:17,342 All right, all right. 968 01:06:35,116 --> 01:06:36,482 Excuse me. 969 01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:47,372 Say, it's really amazing how much you look like your twin, Caspar, Jasper. 970 01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:51,046 I'm sorry you left us. I liked you. 971 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:52,998 Well, I like you both. 972 01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:03,704 You know, Jasper, there's something I want to ask you. 973 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:05,390 I'm glad we're alone. 974 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:10,316 Who do you think is really doing all this, huh? 975 01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:15,424 You don't want to talk. Well, I don't blame you. 976 01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:18,657 It is your own family. I think it's Roderick. 977 01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:23,617 Oh, it's getting cold in here. 978 01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,447 It really is chilly. 979 01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:29,451 Have you seen the fire tongs, Jasper? 980 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:33,415 Pokers and tongs, say the bells of St John's. 981 01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:35,465 What did you say, Jasper? 982 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:37,168 What did you say? 983 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,128 Jasper! 984 01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:04,950 Well, it was chilly and, er, I went to get the fire tongs. 985 01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:08,658 And... and, er, I didn't see them here. 986 01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:12,244 And there they were around Jasper's neck. 987 01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:14,208 And they still are. 988 01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:16,962 You were the only one who was with him. 989 01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:18,462 Tom, tell him the truth. 990 01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:20,795 But he was dead the whole time I was in the room. 991 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:23,255 That's right. I felt him. Quite cold. 992 01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:26,513 There, you see, Uncle Roderick? Tom didn't do it. 993 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,765 Until we know which of us is the murderer, 994 01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:30,266 we will all go to our rooms, 995 01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:32,769 lock ourselves in and bolt the door. 996 01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:34,771 Roderick, what good is that going to do? 997 01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:37,228 It'll keep us alive, Mr Penderel. 998 01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:39,984 - But you... - Do as you're told! 999 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:42,737 - Shall we go? - Yes, Roderick. 1000 01:08:42,827 --> 01:08:43,988 March! 1001 01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:53,498 Where are you going? 1002 01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,500 Upstairs, to lock ourselves in. 1003 01:08:55,590 --> 01:08:56,831 Oh, good! 1004 01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:18,068 Halt! Now you'll all go to your rooms. 1005 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:22,239 Potiphar, Cecily, Morgana. 1006 01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:27,653 Uncle Roderick, don't you think Tom would be safer in my room? 1007 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:29,409 No! 1008 01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:30,914 Night, Tom. 1009 01:09:33,628 --> 01:09:36,541 No! In here, where I can keep an eye on you. 1010 01:09:43,638 --> 01:09:47,097 Oh. Just a clock. Good night. 1011 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:10,617 What do you think of my little collection, Mr Penderel? 1012 01:10:17,922 --> 01:10:20,005 Nothing like being safe. 1013 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:22,336 Gun collecting is my hobby, you know. 1014 01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:25,636 When one doesn't go out much, one needs diversion. 1015 01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:30,182 All we Femms have our hobbies. Caspar gambled. 1016 01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:34,182 Jasper had his orchids. 1017 01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:37,268 Agatha, her knitting. 1018 01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:40,810 Potiphar has been building his ark for 20 years. 1019 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:43,441 Have you got a hobby, Mr Penderel? 1020 01:10:43,531 --> 01:10:44,988 Yes, as a matter of fact, I have. 1021 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:47,111 My... no, sir, I don't have a hobby, no. 1022 01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:50,694 Pity. Well, all we can do now is to wait. 1023 01:10:50,788 --> 01:10:53,371 Wait for the murderer to show himself. 1024 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,746 Only four bullets. 1025 01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:58,418 Now you tell me. 1026 01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:02,669 Guns are my world, you know, my real world. 1027 01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:06,218 This one was used to assassinate the Archduke of Hungary. 1028 01:11:06,304 --> 01:11:09,217 This one belonged to Harkness the Bluebeard. 1029 01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:11,674 He killed four of his wives with it. 1030 01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:15,512 This cannon is credited with the sinking of the US Victorine. 1031 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,141 All hands lost. 1032 01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:23,443 And this is my pièce de résistance. 1033 01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:27,364 This gun was used by Napoleon himself to kill... 1034 01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:36,952 Roderick! 1035 01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:52,222 Why, it was murder. 1036 01:11:55,728 --> 01:11:56,935 Morgan! 1037 01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:59,684 I told you I'm not going to marry Morgana! 1038 01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:01,418 Can't you get that through your thick head? 1039 01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:02,728 All right, stand back. 1040 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,185 Stand back! 1041 01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:05,648 Oh, no! 1042 01:12:19,794 --> 01:12:21,751 Help! Help! 1043 01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:31,332 Sorry, Daddy. 1044 01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:35,468 Tom, Tom. 1045 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:37,887 Bullseyes and targets, 1046 01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:40,011 say the bells of St Margaret's. 1047 01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:41,342 Where's Cecily? 1048 01:14:41,435 --> 01:14:42,435 I don't know, Tom. 1049 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:43,727 Cecily! 1050 01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:48,808 Cecily! Cecily! 1051 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:01,703 Every time someone's been murdered, this thing plays. 1052 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:03,405 But it must be a new recording. 1053 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:06,742 I pulled out the first one after Caspar was killed. 1054 01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:10,496 Bullseyes and targets, 1055 01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:13,377 say the bells of St Margaret's. 1056 01:15:13,467 --> 01:15:14,708 Unless... 1057 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:18,712 Unless Caspar is still alive. 1058 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:23,766 Say it. 1059 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:24,853 Say it? 1060 01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:26,269 The rhyme. 1061 01:15:26,939 --> 01:15:30,478 "Bullseyes and targets, say the bells of St Margaret's" 1062 01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:34,319 Bullseyes and targets, 1063 01:15:34,405 --> 01:15:37,068 say the bells of St Margaret's. 1064 01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:39,820 Wait a minute. 1065 01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:47,661 Bullseyes and targets, 1066 01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:50,165 say the bells of St Margaret's. 1067 01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:52,149 Bullseyes and targets, 1068 01:15:52,173 --> 01:15:54,460 say the bells of St Margaret's. 1069 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:58,252 It was recorded at normal speed and played back slow. 1070 01:16:01,599 --> 01:16:03,591 Yes, Tom, it's my voice! 1071 01:16:04,518 --> 01:16:07,477 No, there's nothing you can do. 1072 01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:12,816 Now, would you like to hear the end of the rhyme? 1073 01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:15,401 The final part? 1074 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:22,154 "When will you pay me? say the bells of Old Bailey, 1075 01:16:22,244 --> 01:16:25,908 "When I grow rich say the bells of Shoreditch, 1076 01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:31,163 "Pray, when will that be? say the bells of Stepney, 1077 01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:34,746 "Soon now, I know, says the great bell of Bow." 1078 01:16:35,382 --> 01:16:36,748 No, Tom, no. 1079 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:43,304 "Here comes a candle to light you to bed. 1080 01:16:44,517 --> 01:16:48,932 "And here comes a chopper to chop off your head." 1081 01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:50,683 No, Cecily, don't! 1082 01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:56,435 I'm going to kill Morgana, just as I killed the others. 1083 01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:59,984 Just as I'm going to kill this house. 1084 01:17:02,368 --> 01:17:03,734 In five minutes, 1085 01:17:03,786 --> 01:17:06,620 this house, and everyone in it, will be dead. 1086 01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:10,323 Come with me, Tom. 1087 01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:12,158 We'll be rich. 1088 01:17:12,253 --> 01:17:13,619 You're mad. 1089 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,542 Then stay! 1090 01:17:45,452 --> 01:17:47,739 I can't open this. I can't... 1091 01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:50,238 There must be another key. Where is it? 1092 01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:52,745 Potiphar. He's got all the keys to the house. 1093 01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:55,498 Potiphar. I'll find him and get that... 1094 01:17:56,297 --> 01:17:57,413 Aha! 1095 01:18:03,387 --> 01:18:07,597 In five minutes, this house, and everyone in it, will be dead. 1096 01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:10,018 What did she mean? 1097 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:12,310 Tom, just get me out of here. 1098 01:18:12,396 --> 01:18:14,228 Four minutes left. 1099 01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:17,558 She's going to destroy the house, but how? 1100 01:18:17,651 --> 01:18:19,108 How? 1101 01:18:19,737 --> 01:18:21,649 There's a pattern for murder. 1102 01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:25,107 The rhymes, the bells, the clocks, that tape recorder. 1103 01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:28,284 Those clocks. 1104 01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:38,457 Dynamite. 1105 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:41,878 Morgana, how many clocks are there in the house? 1106 01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:45,051 Clocks? How can you talk about clocks? 1107 01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:46,137 How many, Morgana? 1108 01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:49,715 Oh, lots. Tom, get me out of here. 1109 01:18:49,808 --> 01:18:51,515 No, not "lots", the number. 1110 01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:52,871 Number? Tom, what are you talking about? 1111 01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:55,888 We've got four minutes, Morgana. How many clocks? 1112 01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:57,097 Six or seven. 1113 01:18:57,191 --> 01:18:58,807 Well, six or seven? 1114 01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:00,767 Seven, but please don't shout. 1115 01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:03,148 All right, all right. Which one strikes first? 1116 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:04,730 - What? - Which one? 1117 01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:07,524 The study. Tom! 1118 01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:10,823 You stay right where you are. Don't you move. 1119 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,298 Sorry, Jasper. 1120 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:45,437 Two. 1121 01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,094 - Which next? - The dining room. 1122 01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:50,529 Dining room. 1123 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,913 Sorry, Aunt Agatha. 1124 01:20:15,394 --> 01:20:18,182 Roderick's room, Tom. Hurry! Hurry! 1125 01:20:50,888 --> 01:20:52,550 - Which next? - Yours. 1126 01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:06,021 Why, that's me! 1127 01:21:25,422 --> 01:21:26,833 Where next? 1128 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:29,124 Morgana, where next? 1129 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:32,052 There are still two clocks missing. Where are they? 1130 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,218 I can't remember. 1131 01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:34,421 What? 1132 01:22:09,133 --> 01:22:10,413 There's still one clock missing. 1133 01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:11,628 And there isn't time. 1134 01:22:11,718 --> 01:22:13,926 Get out of here. Save yourself. 1135 01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:16,721 One clock. One clock. 1136 01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:19,345 Potiphar! Potiphar! 1137 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:25,605 Goodbye. Bye, darling. 1138 01:22:28,861 --> 01:22:30,272 Potiphar! 1139 01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:36,570 Potiphar! 1140 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,615 Potiphar! Where's your clock? 1141 01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:41,571 - It's not time. - That's what you think. 1142 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:44,032 You're right. We set sail now. 1143 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:46,209 Wait! What are you doing with my clock? 1144 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:47,911 Wait, I need it! 1145 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:12,318 It's come! The end! The end of the world! 1146 01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:13,770 We sail now. 1147 01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:16,356 Bon voyage. 1148 01:23:45,562 --> 01:23:47,349 Morning, Tom. 1149 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:51,353 Why, good morning. It's stopped raining. 1150 01:23:51,443 --> 01:23:53,651 Nice outside. 1151 01:23:53,737 --> 01:23:57,526 Be nice if you'd come over here and let me out. 1152 01:23:57,616 --> 01:24:00,324 Yeah, well, er... no key. 1153 01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:03,320 Oh. Terrible! Terrible! 1154 01:24:03,413 --> 01:24:05,826 It wasn't the end of the world, after all. 1155 01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:07,953 A slight miscalculation, that's all. 1156 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,501 You wait and see. The end is coming yet. 1157 01:24:12,589 --> 01:24:15,332 Tom, come over here. 1158 01:24:15,425 --> 01:24:20,045 Well, er, listen, Morgana, the thing is, when I, er... 1159 01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:22,217 Yes, dear. 1160 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:25,384 Let me in! Let me in! 1161 01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:28,185 Hit me, Thomas. Go ahead, hit me! 1162 01:24:28,272 --> 01:24:29,388 - I deserve it. - What? 1163 01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:30,688 Daddy, you're speaking! 1164 01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:33,767 At last, I've found someone worth speaking to. 1165 01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:35,560 Go on, hit me. 1166 01:24:37,281 --> 01:24:38,362 Okay. 1167 01:24:42,744 --> 01:24:45,487 - No. No, no, I couldn't. - Ooh. 1168 01:24:45,581 --> 01:24:48,198 Then take Morgana. She's all yours, son. 1169 01:24:48,292 --> 01:24:51,535 Well, that's wonderful, Tom. We could be married. 1170 01:24:52,754 --> 01:24:55,087 Together? You and me? 1171 01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:57,711 And him? 1172 01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:00,711 Daddy, get me out of here. 1173 01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:04,381 I'm afraid that won't be possible, sir. You see, the key is... 1174 01:25:04,474 --> 01:25:05,806 Excuse me. 1175 01:25:07,477 --> 01:25:09,594 Well, I don't see how you... 1176 01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:16,146 There. 1177 01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:20,859 We could live together in this house, 1178 01:25:20,949 --> 01:25:24,158 just the two of us, forever and ever. 1179 01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:28,579 This house, forever, with your father and Uncle Potiphar? 1180 01:25:28,665 --> 01:25:29,665 Yes. 1181 01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,644 Well, you see, there's this little girl in Texas. 1182 01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,534 Oh, no. 1183 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,586 Well, we're not actually engaged. 1184 01:25:35,672 --> 01:25:37,755 But Mother was kind of hoping that... 1185 01:25:37,841 --> 01:25:40,584 Just the two of us, Tom, alone in this house. 1186 01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:43,715 Every night, Tom, darling. Every night, every night. 1187 01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:45,546 Not on your life. 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